Thursday, March 12, 2009

Super Turd

We have a new vehicle in our "collection". We call her Super Turd. Jason bought her from a farmer down the road for $200.What a steal! He has put $100 into her and she purrs like a...a...bobcat with rabies. Another farmer offered us $800 for her. Who knew we could turn a profit on this beauty? Jason doesn't want to sell her, though. We have a shortage of crappy vehicles here.

This is our vehicle roll call:

  • 2 Vietnam era military jeeps (one runs)
  • An 80's something Jeep Cherokee that is lifted to the sky. AKA: Jeepzilla (runs)

  • A very rare 1968 Jeep Gladiator (This one is fully rebuilt, but is in aprroximately 185 pieces. Guess whose name is on the title? mine)

  • A 2000 Jeep Wrangler.It's lifted, has a bunch of bells and whistles, and is actually worth more than $1000. Why do we own this?

  • A 1991 Chevy Suburban. It is actually in premo condition. It's our "grocery getter".

  • Super whatever she is.
Don't go pulling out your wallet and trying to make me an offer. Oh, no! I couldn't part with any of these beauts.
There is an old Jeep truck that my husband has been eye-balling, and it goes up for auction next month. Dear God, Please let someone with a really deep wallet show up and way out-bid my husband.

Gee, a comic book collection seems like a great hobby now, huh?


Alabaster Mom said...

You're right. You win.

My word verification is shanisa. Isn't that what you plan to name your daughter?

Audreee said...

You know I'll never have a daughter. Maybe I will name my goat Shanisa.