The Wild Monkey Who Lives In My House

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I adore him. Despite:

• the food flinging
• furniture climbing
• shrill screeching
• dog chasing
• dish breaking
• magazine shredding
• clawing my face
• biting my butt (he's done it more than once, people)
• grabbing the dog's weiner
• throwing himself on the floor and screaming bloody murder

He's quite charming and a constant source of entertainment. It's a good thing, because it more than cancels out all of his naughtiness.