Not sold? Here is a list of fun things we could do:
1. You can bring your kids and they can play with my kids. Your daughter and my oldest son are about the same age.
2. You and your family can pet baby goats, horses, and an old pregnant goat. You can also chase chickens and turkeys if you enjoy that kind of thing. My toddler seems to think it's a blast.
3. I can teach you some awesome new dance moves, and maybe you can teach me some of yours.
4. We can discuss why many Beck fans were not crazy about Midnite Vultures and why they are so WRONG.
5. I can make you a big homecooked meal. Are you a vegetarian? You look like a vegetarian. I'll make my famous vegetarian "badass burritos". If you're not a veggie, then you and my husband (he's a big carnivore) can grill steaks together.
6. We can invite your friends The Flaming Lips over for a bonfire. They live in Oklahoma too. (Bet ya'll didn't know the coolest band on the planet is from Oklahoma)
7. You can tune my guitar.
8. We can watch paternity tests on Maury.
9. I can help you with some new song lyrics. I came up with a hit called: "If You Throw it on the Floor, You Don't Get Any More" just last week. I'll offer my lyrical skills for free.
10. You can try to explain to me why Sonic Youth is sooo great. I just don't get it.
ummmmm........If that doesn't make you want to load up the fam and head to Oklahoma, then I don't know what will persuade you.
I even spent five minutes digging up a flattering picture of you on photobucket. See!
6 comments:
how can he resist?
does he need to camp out, too?
I don't understand why Sonic Youth is so great either. Cute post, love it!
If I were Beck, I'd be on my way over. I might need to come by and stop at your petting zoo soon my grandmother in law has goats, but they don't seem to like me :( they aren't people goats.. I honestly don't know what purpose they serve for her lol! They have a big fat piggy and a couple of llamas and a herd of dogs too.
Nicole, no...I'd only make you camp out. tee-hee
Erika, you can come pet goats any time you want!
I hung out with Sonic Youth in Austin a few years back.
Yeah, I'm name dropping. It's all I got.
You're right, I totally didn't know The Flaming Lips lived in OK! And I agree about Sonic Youth. They make me shrug. And that's pretty much it.
Post a Comment